April 5, 2009

rugrats: "little dude"

11:27:57 AM robby massey: i’m watching that episode of rugrats where tommy hangs out with the biker
11:28:09 AM jason aud: haha
11:28:11 AM robby massey: it’s so awesome
11:28:31 AM jason aud: little dude
11:28:34 AM robby massey: you got it
11:28:36 AM robby massey: i love the “bad guy” characters in shows
11:28:46 AM robby massey: they’re all just fonzi clones
11:28:50 AM robby massey: but they never act like fonzi
11:28:55 AM jason aud: yeah
11:29:03 AM jason aud: fiddlesticks
11:29:07 AM robby massey: i guess they’re like james dean clones, since that’s who fonzi was a clone of
11:29:26 AM jason aud: holy shit.. a baby
11:29:27 AM robby massey: i also really love 90210-era highschools
11:29:32 AM jason aud: haha
11:29:38 AM robby massey: what a rad shirt
11:29:40 AM jason aud: the smell is shit
11:29:52 AM robby massey: oh i guess he’s not a biker
11:29:59 AM robby massey: oh man remember how cool he is when he changes the diaper
11:30:00 AM jason aud: he’s just a grease monkey
11:30:02 AM robby massey: he’s just like
11:30:08 AM robby massey: “naw man i fuckin got this”
11:30:18 AM jason aud: “i got a baby brother, so i’m used to it”
11:30:19 AM robby massey: bodacious
11:30:22 AM jason aud: or  something like that
11:30:27 AM jason aud: haha, he’s mine
11:30:27 AM robby massey: yeah
11:30:38 AM robby massey: why does he look exactly like drew
11:30:41 AM jason aud: haha
11:30:52 AM robby massey: this is graphic
11:30:55 AM jason aud: yeah
11:31:01 AM robby massey: OH SHIT TOMMY NO YOU DID NOT
11:31:19 AM jason aud: haha, this is ridiculous
11:31:39 AM robby massey: haha i just started cracking up thinking of him actually punching tommy
11:31:44 AM jason aud: haha
11:31:55 AM robby massey: this is weird, the episode on before was the baby commercial one
11:32:03 AM robby massey: and betty left phil and lil with this guy to watch
11:32:03 AM jason aud: oh yeah
11:32:04 AM robby massey: just like
11:32:06 AM robby massey: to watch them
11:32:17 AM jason aud: hahaha
11:32:20 AM robby massey: and in this episode deedee’s giving up tommy so easily
11:32:25 AM robby massey: this is a horrible lesson
11:32:35 AM robby massey: they put him on a fucking truck
11:32:36 AM jason aud: that football player is like.. making fun of a baby
11:32:48 AM robby massey: wait how’d they lose him
11:32:51 AM jason aud: and he doesn’t give a shit that it was left on a truck
11:32:55 AM robby massey: the truck only went like twenty feet
11:32:58 AM jason aud: haha
11:33:08 AM jason aud: oh yeah, this b-baller
11:33:13 AM robby massey: haha so slow
11:33:28 AM robby massey: he’s such a nerd he throws in slow motion
11:33:35 AM jason aud: haha
11:33:36 AM robby massey: also, why do all the students look like drew
11:33:38 AM robby massey: like every one
11:33:48 AM robby massey: except that one
11:33:51 AM robby massey: he looks like a who
11:34:20 AM robby massey: i wish they’re release a compilation of all of mark mothersbaugh’s score work from this
11:34:25 AM jason aud: yeah
11:34:41 AM jason aud: tommy has 5 hairs
11:34:43 AM robby massey: damn that was a good throw for a baby
11:34:50 AM robby massey: yeah that comb is overkill
11:34:52 AM jason aud: hahaha
11:35:05 AM robby massey: there are eighteen students at that school
11:35:05 AM jason aud: food fight!
11:35:16 AM jason aud: oh shi
11:35:17 AM robby massey: OH SHIT TOMMY NO YOU DID NOT
11:35:31 AM robby massey: he’s so cool no one’s his friend
11:35:40 AM jason aud: eating pudding alone
11:35:41 AM robby massey: LISTEN TO THAT MUSIC
11:35:53 AM robby massey: and he stabs him
11:35:56 AM jason aud: haha
11:36:08 AM jason aud: put some tato on your shirt
11:36:16 AM jason aud: put a nanner in your mouth
11:36:32 AM jason aud: that never happens in real life
11:36:35 AM robby massey: haha was he going to throw the baby
11:36:42 AM jason aud: haha
11:36:44 AM robby massey: “YOU’RE FUCKING UP EVERYTHING”
11:36:52 AM jason aud: “okay”
11:36:57 AM robby massey: were those slabs of meat flying out
11:37:05 AM jason aud: hahaha
11:37:07 AM jason aud: whaat
11:37:07 AM robby massey: wait what
11:37:10 AM robby massey: how did that happen
11:37:15 AM jason aud: eye stars
11:37:22 AM robby massey: did they both fantasize about becoming famous at the same time
11:37:26 AM jason aud: haha
11:37:38 AM robby massey: “whaaaaaaaa”
11:37:41 AM jason aud: hehehe
11:37:49 AM robby massey: deedee’s just totally cool with him wearing the glasses
11:37:51 AM jason aud: hahaha
11:38:00 AM jason aud: what an arm
11:38:02 AM jason aud: what an arm
11:38:11 AM robby massey: he can’t get over it
11:38:22 AM jason aud: i can’t believe i remember these tings



March 27, 2009

mst3k: "wild rebels"

9:49:59 PM jason aud: that planet always made me want to chew some gum
9:50:02 PM robby massey: haha
9:50:05 PM jason aud: big league chew
9:50:18 PM robby massey: joel sounds drunk
9:50:23 PM jason aud: yeah
9:51:06 PM jason aud: haha
9:51:17 PM robby massey: i love when frank makes that noise
9:51:24 PM robby massey: oh i think i’ve seen this one
9:51:41 PM jason aud: s that pizza?
9:51:47 PM robby massey: hha
9:51:50 PM jason aud: oh yeaaah
9:51:57 PM robby massey: crow’s glasses
9:52:38 PM jason aud: haha
9:52:47 PM robby massey: ayuk ayieeee
9:52:50 PM jason aud: haha
9:52:59 PM jason aud: i was trying to think of a way to write that
9:53:04 PM robby massey: haha
9:56:10 PM robby massey: i love the use of “dickweed” constantly
9:56:16 PM jason aud: haha
9:57:47 PM robby massey: haha
9:59:40 PM robby massey: haha gypsy is terrifying
9:59:59 PM jason aud: so much bigger of a sillouhette
10:00:07 PM robby massey: yeah
10:00:17 PM jason aud: guitfiddle
10:00:24 PM robby massey: haha
10:00:27 PM robby massey: i was wondering what he said
10:01:00 PM jason aud: that’s what my friend brad has listed as what he plays on the middle east myspace
10:01:08 PM robby massey: haha
10:01:10 PM robby massey: nice
10:01:10 PM jason aud: and i play the “mando-thing”
10:01:29 PM robby massey: good instrument to play
10:02:09 PM jason aud: what’s this movie called again?
10:02:13 PM jason aud: rebel something
10:02:20 PM robby massey: wild rebels
10:04:56 PM jason aud: fats
10:04:59 PM jason aud: cuz he’s fat
10:05:08 PM robby massey: haha
10:06:21 PM jason aud: hahaha, you rang
10:06:25 PM robby massey: haha
10:06:52 PM robby massey: he has a weird impedement
10:07:03 PM robby massey: impediment
10:07:16 PM jason aud: which guy?
10:07:43 PM robby massey: the main guy there
10:07:47 PM robby massey: haha joel leaning on the bar
10:07:58 PM jason aud: hehe
10:08:28 PM jason aud: scratcha scratch
10:09:21 PM jason aud: hahaha, i like all the dumb guy noises
10:10:45 PM robby massey: haha yeah, that was great
10:11:11 PM jason aud: very bright, for darkness
10:11:16 PM robby massey: hah
10:11:25 PM robby massey: haha joseph goebbels
10:19:14 PM jason aud: “we’re a fun grooouup”
10:20:16 PM robby massey: that’s a tiny guitar
10:20:30 PM jason aud: i have one that size
10:21:49 PM robby massey: i hate the sound of guitars dropping
10:21:55 PM robby massey: it makes me wince
10:22:03 PM jason aud: not if it was in my tuning
10:22:08 PM robby massey: haha
10:22:25 PM jason aud: but yeah, i know what you mean
10:22:40 PM jason aud: in my head i’m like “caaarefulll”
10:22:46 PM robby massey: haha
10:23:28 PM jason aud: kid tested, mother approved
10:24:24 PM robby massey: “uh!…oh…no”
10:24:42 PM jason aud: ha
10:32:53 PM jason aud: hahaha
10:32:59 PM jason aud: good jingle
10:33:08 PM robby massey: i would eat that cereal
10:33:51 PM robby massey: haha
10:35:26 PM jason aud: joel kinda sounds like bob odenkirk sometimes
10:35:34 PM robby massey: haha yeah
10:37:49 PM jason aud: haha, she punched him in the gut with a gun
10:37:52 PM robby massey: haha it did sound like a staple gun
10:38:22 PM jason aud: look at him dancing
10:38:43 PM jason aud: little arms bounce around
10:40:23 PM robby massey: aha
10:43:35 PM robby massey: crazy kooky head
10:43:38 PM jason aud: haha
10:48:54 PM jason aud: you’re outta sight baby, reaal righteous…. uh, thank you
10:49:16 PM robby massey: hahaha
10:50:15 PM robby massey: hahaha
10:50:21 PM robby massey: oh, wordplay
10:50:44 PM jason aud: i love how the philosophy of this movie is just kicks
10:50:47 PM robby massey: yeah
10:51:02 PM jason aud: trying to be really deep
10:52:10 PM jason aud: did counterculture people in the 60s say baby and kicks that much
10:52:41 PM robby massey: i imagine so
10:52:53 PM jason aud: maybe the pregnant ones
10:53:11 PM robby massey: hah
10:53:28 PM jason aud: pretty amazing joke right?  eh?
10:53:58 PM robby massey: ace joke
10:54:57 PM robby massey: haha that laugh
10:55:05 PM jason aud: who did that laugh?
10:56:14 PM robby massey: dunno
10:56:20 PM jason aud: spiro agnew is burried by my highschool
10:57:10 PM robby massey: they better dig his body up so he can be the headless vice president in 3000
10:57:25 PM jason aud: haha
10:57:45 PM robby massey: KICKS
10:57:51 PM jason aud: OMFGKICKS
10:58:02 PM robby massey: mental violence
10:58:06 PM jason aud: OM NOM NOM EAT ALL THE KIX
10:59:03 PM robby massey: haha
10:59:11 PM robby massey: hey he said my name
10:59:23 PM jason aud: he did?
10:59:28 PM jason aud: i missed it
10:59:34 PM robby massey: he accidentally said robby instead of robberty
10:59:36 PM robby massey: *robbery
10:59:46 PM jason aud: haha
11:00:39 PM jason aud: gonna get some chips
11:01:05 PM robby massey: oh kay
11:01:27 PM jason aud: got ‘em
11:01:50 PM robby massey: what kind
11:01:54 PM jason aud: new bag of chips smells like a big potato fart
11:02:09 PM robby massey: hha
11:02:10 PM jason aud: ripple cut tato chips
11:02:20 PM robby massey: it’s all about jalapeno kettle chips
11:02:28 PM jason aud: that’s what i hear
11:02:34 PM robby massey: haha gypsy’s in it for the kicks too
11:02:55 PM jason aud: at this point, we’re all in it for the kicks
11:03:07 PM robby massey: haha
11:04:53 PM robby massey: haha
11:04:57 PM robby massey: “wot’s all this then?
11:05:40 PM jason aud: off topic, but is OJ simpson’s full name Orange Juice Simpson?
11:06:23 PM robby massey: no
11:06:29 PM jason aud: oh
11:07:06 PM jason aud: but… he’s the Juice
11:07:58 PM jason aud: what an awkward way for that cop to shoot
11:08:15 PM jason aud: his stance was like a golf swing
11:09:35 PM robby massey: haha
11:10:20 PM robby massey: haha i was watching one last night
11:10:22 PM robby massey: and they were like
11:10:28 PM robby massey: “drive! drive!”
11:10:31 PM robby massey: and crow was like
11:10:58 PM robby massey: “drive? that isn’t something i can increase or decrease! i mean, if you want me to go faster…”
11:11:20 PM jason aud: hehehe
11:12:31 PM jason aud: man, what a shoot out
11:12:33 PM robby massey: yeah
11:12:40 PM robby massey: wild bunch be damned
11:12:46 PM jason aud: i feel like they keep showing the same shot of that cop shooting
11:13:30 PM jason aud: hehe, they torched his bike too
11:13:41 PM robby massey: haha, out of breath
11:13:49 PM jason aud: ha
11:16:54 PM robby massey: all bendy and floppy and stuff
11:17:01 PM jason aud: hahaha
11:17:25 PM jason aud: for kicks
11:17:34 PM robby massey: god, always
11:17:39 PM jason aud: killin’ my friends
11:17:42 PM jason aud: for kix
11:17:59 PM jason aud: prison is for kicks too
11:18:06 PM robby massey: it’s all for kicks
11:18:28 PM jason aud: God, what is the meaning of life? 
11:18:33 PM jason aud: fuckin’ kicks, dude
11:20:54 PM robby massey: “now you’re surfin’ on my wave”
11:21:51 PM robby massey: i hope he does it again
11:21:55 PM jason aud: haha, party time
11:22:05 PM robby massey: i like his sideways viking hat
11:22:20 PM jason aud: that’s how flav wears his
11:22:23 PM robby massey: haha
11:23:17 PM robby massey: i like the somber end theme
11:23:22 PM jason aud: haha, yeah
11:23:29 PM jason aud: that was always quite striking to me
11:23:47 PM jason aud: synth horns at their finest



November 13, 2008

it's always sunny in philidelphia: 'the gang gets extreme: home makeover edition'

robby massey: continuity!
robby massey: hahahah
jason aud: hahaha
robby massey: “sweet pics of ty pennington”
jason aud: hilarious
jason aud: on a dune buggy
robby massey: mac is so xtreme
jason aud: haha
jason aud: i love these guys
robby massey: mansion rich
jason aud: ty pennington
jason aud: huge lulz
robby massey: hahaha
jason aud: wwtpd!
robby massey: what a great title
jason aud: show rocks so hard
jason aud: you know what would have been really surreal?  if little man had been like, super successful at the box office
jason aud: like top movie in america
robby massey: haha, yeah, but i guess not super surprising
jason aud: and like, if you started seeing little man everywhere
jason aud: like a mcdonalds toy
robby massey: hahaha
jason aud: and all these weird endorsments
jason aud: that’d make me freak out
robby massey: yeah, i feel like we’re close to that though
jason aud: haha
jason aud: yeah
robby massey: not another not another movie is coming out
jason aud: what..
robby massey: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1302019/
jason aud: oh hey, chevy chase and michael madsen
jason aud: :delaware:
robby massey: hahaha
robby massey: buiiiild up a dream
jason aud: hehehe
robby massey: haha
jason aud: smash off
robby massey: mac is the xtremest
jason aud: haha
jason aud: true
robby massey: haha dee’s wince
jason aud: hahaha, the most xtreme way
robby massey: at no point do they think that this is a bad idea
jason aud: that’s why this show works
jason aud: so well
jason aud: dang
robby massey: haha
jason aud: this is xtreme
jason aud: hahahaha
robby massey: the shutterspeed is nuts
jason aud: “hey where’s your wife”
jason aud: this is so nuts
robby massey: hahaha
robby massey: oh god
jason aud: hahahaha
robby massey: bag em
jason aud: i love how it totally came off as terrorizing instead of them thinking they’re doing them a favor and stuff
robby massey: haha
robby massey: kiss
robby massey: kiss is all american
jason aud: hahaha
jason aud: i didn’t even notice that at first
jason aud: haha
robby massey: hahaha
jason aud: we are extreme.
jason aud: yeah america
robby massey: hahaha
robby massey: WAAAAAOOOH
jason aud: hahahaha i love how fucked up this is
robby massey: haha
jason aud: haha
robby massey: “we would have to build a whole house
robby massey: “
jason aud: that poor family
jason aud: hahahaha
jason aud: frank you are a terrible foreman
robby massey: charlie’s so mad
robby massey: haha sears
jason aud: sears!
jason aud: hahahaha
jason aud: no ty wouldn’t
robby massey: “i mean…wha…..helping people!”
jason aud: this is amazign
jason aud: role models is killer funny
robby massey: is it?
robby massey: i might see it soon
jason aud: are you gonna see that new orson wilson golden retriever movie?
jason aud: comes out this christmas
robby massey: oh totally, that’s right up my alley
jason aud: haha
robby massey: they’re preaching straight to my choir
jason aud: i actually think it’ll be pretty funny
jason aud: i mean, owen wilson and a dog
jason aud: that’s hilarious in my book
jason aud: and jemifer anison
jason aud: hahaha
jason aud: baseball, eh?
jason aud: haha
robby massey: hahha
robby massey: frank’s gun
jason aud: i like how frank hands sharp things to people by jabbing it at them
robby massey: hahaha
robby massey: hahaha
jason aud: hahahahahaha
robby massey: tacos
jason aud: taco bed
robby massey: a taco bed!
jason aud: i remember this from the promos
jason aud: controlled burns
robby massey: haha
jason aud: lol
robby massey: “do you not have a button or?”
jason aud: i gotta whole taco be..
robby massey: haha
jason aud: hahaaha
robby massey: debt equals credit
jason aud: this is so great
robby massey: hahaha
jason aud: what is mr. juarez thinking
robby massey: that he doesn’t want to get shot
robby massey: haha his shorts
jason aud: haha
robby massey: …that’s it
jason aud: amazing
robby massey: haha i love how this is an important step
robby massey: frank is loving this
jason aud: they all are
robby massey: i wish i had retarded friends
jason aud: hahaha
jason aud: yeah
robby massey: “bro that is baaaaad aassss”
jason aud: or actually, i wish there weren’t consequences
robby massey: haha
robby massey: yeah that would be much more fun
jason aud: no consequences in a tv show
robby massey: oh, while the commercial is on, i really like this sopranos commercial
robby massey: commercial commercial commercial
jason aud: commercial
jason aud: i like this song
jason aud: ink spots
robby massey: i do too
robby massey: i want to buy fallout 3 and dead space
robby massey: but i don’t want to pay for it
robby massey: i’ll kidnap a mexican guy and have him get a credit card
jason aud: i recently bought super dodge ball for nes
jason aud: it’s sooo awesome
jason aud: ruby suns
robby massey: yeah but microsoft
jason aud: yeah
robby massey: hahaha
jason aud: ahahah
jason aud: this looks amazing
robby massey: yessss
jason aud: what is happening is right old lady
jason aud: ahhaaha
robby massey: haha
jason aud: my mom would hate this show, for so many reasons
robby massey: jason aud: that poor family
jason aud: haha
jason aud: my mom doesn’t like any shows where things go wrong
jason aud: seriously she likes little to no conflict
robby massey: hahaha
robby massey: oh god
jason aud: hahahaha
jason aud: hahahahaha
robby massey: hahah
jason aud: i love frank
robby massey: they do look freaky as shit
jason aud: hahaha
jason aud: that was the best line ever
jason aud: best delivery
robby massey: haha
robby massey: hahahah
robby massey: the taco bed
jason aud: hahaha
robby massey: hahaha, resolution
jason aud: it all works out
jason aud: in the end



the office: 'business trip'

jason aud: office time
robby massey: ca-nah-duh
jason aud: haha
robby massey: haha what
jason aud: meredith is a good character
robby massey: agreed
robby massey: this season is okay, the story doesn’t really have me glued, but i’m enjoying the episodes
robby massey: yes, creeed
jason aud: yeah, the story has kinda run thin, but the characters are still good
robby massey: haha, stanley
jason aud: i love the non-main characters
robby massey: yeah
jason aud: stanley and kevin and phyllis and meredith
jason aud: so great
robby massey: haha
robby massey: creed’s the best
jason aud: haha yeah
robby massey: haha why are so many people going
jason aud: i dunno
jason aud: meredith is so sketchy
jason aud: “i know my way around a van”
jason aud: total slut
robby massey: hahaha
robby massey: HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS
jason aud: LOL
robby massey: baby poop
jason aud: poop is funny
jason aud: haha
robby massey: haha
robby massey: haha, ryan is so sleazy
jason aud: so awkward right there
jason aud: kelly is a good character too
robby massey: aw man, poor darrel
jason aud: darrel is super cool
robby massey: oh shit, clementine
jason aud: oh hey yeah
robby massey: haha, where does michael get these ideas
robby massey: i need to learn quark, speaking of
robby massey:
jason aud: that sucks, crying on a public bench
robby massey: yeah
jason aud: as much as it sucks pooping in a public toilet
robby massey: haha
jason aud: those are too things where you need absolute privacy
robby massey: yes, agreed
robby massey: “the eclipse…when daylight became dark”
jason aud: haha
robby massey: hakes head:
jason aud: how you say
robby massey: haha
robby massey: hahah
robby massey: “thank you..?”
robby massey: man, michael is sad
robby massey: foppy mcgee
jason aud: this show is such a downer
robby massey: yeah for real
robby massey: hahahha
jason aud: hahaha
jason aud: doesn’t oscar have a partner?
robby massey: i thought so
robby massey: i don’t remember when, but at some point when i was watching this show…maybe season 2…i realized that the show is insanely depressing and has a thin veil of humor
jason aud: haha
jason aud: fine line between comedy and tragedy
robby massey: haha oscar is so silly
jason aud: hehehe
robby massey: “this’s andy berNARD”
jason aud: naked
robby massey: i love drunk andy
jason aud: drunks are funny
robby massey: jesus, how depressing is that
robby massey: SHUT UP FRANK CALIENDO
jason aud: yeah, i can’t stand him now
robby massey: he does like, three good impressions, four okay ones, and that’s it
jason aud: he was good when he just doing stand up, but when he dresses as them it makes it awful
jason aud: and his show just sucks
jason aud: it’s a good talent gone bad
robby massey: yeah
jason aud: i am eating chips and salsa and shredded cheese
robby massey: that is a good choice
jason aud: it’s the grand
jason aud: it’s a grand slam
robby massey: haha
jason aud: remember that, for phones
jason aud: phonies
jason aud: haha, for phones
jason aud: it’s a grand slam idea
robby massey: haha
jason aud: haha
jason aud: dwight
robby massey: he’s so logical
robby massey: “no…lines in the parking lot”
jason aud: but wait, she failed the entire art school?
jason aud: not just one class or something?
robby massey: no, she just failed one class
robby massey: i guess
jason aud: oh
jason aud: haha, THAT WAS REAL?
robby massey: i wonder if angry andy is going to come back
robby massey: ryan is horrible
robby massey: hahaha
jason aud: yeah, at the beginning of the show he was just like a regular guy
jason aud: but now he’s just awful
robby massey: ryan’s gonna die
jason aud: haha
robby massey: hahaha nevermind
robby massey: thought that was going somewhere different
jason aud: heh
robby massey: haha
robby massey: wmfl
jason aud: he’s deliiightful…heh
robby massey: haha
jason aud: blew chunks
robby massey: poor michael
jason aud: oh man, hearing blow chunks while i’m eating salsa wasn’t great
robby massey: haha
jason aud: i feel so bad for michael
jason aud: they were good together
robby massey: yeah!
robby massey: good twist
jason aud: hahaha
jason aud: dwight
robby massey: hahaha
jason aud: he was just there
robby massey: just waiting
jason aud: he’s like a robot



it's always sunny in philidelphia: 'the gang cracks the liberty bell'

robby massey: ok
robby massey: let’s get to it
jason aud: yeah!
robby massey: haha, yes
robby massey: this is great
jason aud: hehe old times
robby massey: i like how it’s old times, but they still drop insults the same way
jason aud: haha, yeah
robby massey: haha mac’s sleeveless shirt
jason aud: hehe
jason aud: they’re just totally the same people
robby massey: haha yeah
robby massey: devito with long hair
robby massey: haha
jason aud: hehe
robby massey: charlie day is a pirate
jason aud: haha
robby massey: “until he’s no long consisting of life pulse”
jason aud: that was great
jason aud: franklin
robby massey: colonel cricket
jason aud: hehe
jason aud: intel
robby massey: haha what the hell was that drawing
jason aud: i couldn’t get a good look at it
robby massey: hahaha mac beating dee with the declaration
jason aud: she’s a witch, pretty sure.. pretty sure
robby massey: i like how they keep repeating that it’s 1776
jason aud: lol “are you sayin’ ur gay..”
jason aud: i hope old times were really like this
robby massey: yeah seriously
jason aud: that they called each other shithead and stuff
robby massey: charles
jason aud: haha
robby massey: haha wooden teeth
robby massey: like a fashion statement
jason aud: lol
robby massey: “surreendaaaah…maybe?”
jason aud: whistly tooth thing
robby massey: “oooooh shit, for real?”
jason aud: hehe
robby massey: hahaha, dee’s stare when cricket’s explaining himself
jason aud: hehehe
jason aud: spit
jason aud: hahaha, i love charlies little noises
robby massey: haha i was just going to say taht
robby massey: *that
robby massey: “who is this man?”
jason aud: hehe
jason aud: hahahaha
robby massey: yeeeeeeeeeeesssss
jason aud: this is great
jason aud: shit
robby massey: yeah ye-ye-yeah…but look at THIS
jason aud: woa
robby massey: WOAH
robby massey: hahahha
robby massey: check his pulse
jason aud: check his pulse
jason aud: hahaha
robby massey: that was ridiculously unexpected
jason aud: nice
robby massey: “bro, we just broke the liberty bell”
jason aud: she really was a witch
robby massey: haha what a great episode



October 26, 2008

superjail!: 'negaton'

11:43:40 PM robby massey: and it begins
11:43:55 PM robby massey: haha
11:44:07 PM robby massey: i love how badly drawn jackknife’s hair is
11:44:22 PM jason aud: i like the intro
11:44:41 PM robby massey: i know
11:44:45 PM robby massey: the song is perfect
11:44:53 PM robby massey: haha his mustache
11:44:58 PM robby massey: so great
11:45:15 PM jason aud: haha, he has a gross head
11:45:17 PM robby massey: haha
11:45:36 PM jason aud: i like those twin guys
11:45:47 PM robby massey: their voices remind me of something
11:45:56 PM robby massey: *someone
11:46:00 PM jason aud: yeah, i don’t know who though
11:46:32 PM jason aud: they kinda remind me of in home movies when brendon and jason were doing louie louie
11:46:46 PM robby massey: hahaha
11:46:49 PM robby massey: yeah kind of
11:46:52 PM robby massey: i love that episode
11:47:19 PM jason aud: that was the first episode i ever saw.  the first adult swim show i ever saw, when [as] first aired
11:47:35 PM robby massey: i remember watching aquateen late at night on cn before as started
11:48:16 PM robby massey: i like that every prisoner is game for this new life
11:48:18 PM jason aud: yeah, i taped the first airing, i was really anticipating it
11:48:26 PM jason aud: haha
11:48:42 PM jason aud: woa
11:48:56 PM robby massey: haha
11:49:09 PM robby massey: hahha
11:49:12 PM robby massey: that was nuts
11:49:16 PM jason aud: yeah
11:49:40 PM jason aud: ew
11:50:13 PM robby massey: haha is that a who rip off
11:50:25 PM jason aud: haha, probably
11:50:49 PM robby massey: space-dress
11:51:05 PM robby massey: he didn’t name it anything snazzier
11:51:13 PM jason aud: haha
11:51:40 PM jason aud: lol
11:51:47 PM robby massey: oh man i’m excited for htis
11:51:49 PM robby massey: *this
11:52:03 PM robby massey: haha oh god
11:52:16 PM jason aud: amazing
11:52:34 PM jason aud: i really like the sounds
11:52:44 PM robby massey: this is so beautiful
11:52:48 PM robby massey: the colors are amazing
11:52:51 PM jason aud: yeah
11:53:26 PM robby massey: skiddly-boodly-i
11:53:29 PM jason aud: skiddlyboodlyiamouttahere
11:53:34 PM robby massey: haha
11:53:43 PM robby massey: haha it’s all jerod’s fault
11:53:49 PM jason aud: haha
11:53:58 PM robby massey: ES
11:54:03 PM jason aud: the galactoids are awesome
11:54:03 PM robby massey: *YES
11:54:14 PM robby massey: dude the credit music is so amazing
11:54:23 PM jason aud: reminds me of like, gnomefoam
11:54:31 PM robby massey: yeah, i can see that
11:54:40 PM robby massey: did you see the galactoid that looked like dr teeth
11:54:49 PM jason aud: yeah man!
11:55:08 PM robby massey: so great :truluv:



October 23, 2008

it's always sunny in philidelphia: 'dennis reynolds: an erotic life'

10:00:40 PM robby massey: haha
10:00:46 PM jason aud: goin’ back to phillyyyyy
10:00:48 PM robby massey:
10:01:08 PM jason aud: of course i have a spy
10:01:20 PM robby massey: a fiery blaze
10:01:29 PM jason aud: giddy up
10:01:31 PM robby massey: haha who’s the dude on the stool
10:01:33 PM robby massey: behind mac
10:01:39 PM jason aud: i dunno
10:02:02 PM jason aud: haha
10:02:13 PM jason aud: that’s a good title
10:02:13 PM robby massey: man the opens are the best
10:02:15 PM jason aud: yeah
10:02:25 PM jason aud: music is the best
10:02:28 PM jason aud: to
10:02:29 PM jason aud: o
10:02:31 PM robby massey: yeah
10:02:38 PM jason aud: and it’s free
10:02:45 PM robby massey: have you watched this?
10:03:06 PM jason aud: i saw like, a minute of it.  and like, a guy had boobs or something
10:03:15 PM robby massey: i saw that preview
10:03:19 PM robby massey: it looked kind of dumb
10:03:29 PM jason aud: yeah, that’s why i watched a minute of it
10:03:34 PM robby massey: haha
10:05:34 PM jason aud: awesome
10:05:48 PM jason aud: lol
10:05:51 PM robby massey: i’m all boned up over here
10:05:54 PM jason aud: hehe
10:06:12 PM robby massey: hahaha
10:06:19 PM jason aud: wounds of christ
10:06:24 PM jason aud: hotdogs oatmeal
10:07:04 PM jason aud: oh here we go again
10:07:10 PM jason aud: with the crazy schemes
10:07:13 PM robby massey: haha
10:07:17 PM robby massey: i love that shirt
10:07:23 PM jason aud: haha
10:07:26 PM jason aud: lol
10:07:26 PM robby massey: in case you have to peepee
10:07:28 PM jason aud: ew
10:07:31 PM jason aud: canss of pee
10:07:41 PM jason aud: charlie has an interesting life
10:07:47 PM robby massey: hahaha
10:07:53 PM jason aud: yeah, that is a good shirt
10:07:56 PM robby massey: i like how that’s really interesting
10:08:00 PM robby massey: that it makes him sick
10:08:16 PM jason aud: haha
10:08:31 PM jason aud: LOL
10:08:36 PM jason aud: these guys are so weird
10:08:41 PM robby massey: holy shit, this is great
10:09:09 PM jason aud: haha, what a sketchhole
10:09:12 PM robby massey: haha
10:09:21 PM robby massey: oh boy
10:09:23 PM jason aud: holy shit
10:09:29 PM robby massey:
10:09:39 PM jason aud: ocupado
10:09:48 PM robby massey: was he wearing mardi gras beads?
10:09:54 PM jason aud: haha, probably
10:10:00 PM robby massey: TIME TO START THE DAY, TIME TO GET UP
10:10:14 PM jason aud: lol, glue od
10:10:49 PM jason aud: hahaha these guys
10:11:34 PM jason aud: you need deep wounds
10:11:45 PM jason aud: dang
10:11:53 PM robby massey: that sure pinged
10:12:01 PM jason aud: heh
10:15:02 PM jason aud: i like how they’d just hinted at the way charlie and frank live before, and now they’ve revealed it, 4 seasons in
10:15:45 PM robby massey: haha
10:15:46 PM robby massey: yeah
10:16:15 PM robby massey: haha yes
10:16:26 PM robby massey: haha his smile
10:16:34 PM jason aud: i remember seeing this in the previews
10:16:42 PM robby massey: ew
10:16:43 PM jason aud: hahaha grosssss
10:16:49 PM robby massey: hahaha gross
10:16:57 PM jason aud: jeeeessuuss christ
10:17:04 PM robby massey: haha they hate her
10:17:09 PM jason aud: lol
10:17:32 PM jason aud: yeesssss
10:17:34 PM robby massey: haha
10:17:43 PM robby massey: hahahah what
10:17:43 PM jason aud: hahahah
10:17:51 PM jason aud: his mouth didn’t match up
10:17:58 PM robby massey: i know, what
10:18:06 PM jason aud: shit
10:18:08 PM robby massey: oh shit, i forgot about this
10:18:08 PM jason aud: sinbad
10:18:17 PM jason aud: and that rob thomas guy
10:18:20 PM jason aud: hahaha
10:18:29 PM jason aud: sing a song, shut up
10:18:32 PM robby massey: sing a song! shut up!
10:18:36 PM robby massey: beat his testicles!
10:18:39 PM jason aud: heeheehee
10:18:48 PM jason aud: where has sinbad been
10:18:54 PM jason aud: i’m glad he’s back
10:18:58 PM robby massey: haha his headshot
10:19:11 PM jason aud: lol
10:19:33 PM robby massey: i like how both of them are in a random rehab in philly
10:19:42 PM jason aud: hehe
10:19:48 PM jason aud: that was great
10:20:29 PM robby massey: haha
10:20:33 PM robby massey: he was so mad
10:20:46 PM jason aud: bovine joni
10:20:56 PM robby massey: ha
10:21:07 PM robby massey: haha
10:21:11 PM jason aud: haha baldcaps are always funny
10:21:11 PM robby massey: that’s a good baldca
10:21:13 PM robby massey: baldcap
10:21:30 PM jason aud: lol@lazerpointer
10:21:40 PM robby massey: “i’m just gonna take it”
10:21:57 PM robby massey: haha he’s in a wheelchair
10:22:07 PM jason aud: haha, head slap
10:23:10 PM jason aud: it’s always sunny always reminds me of aqua teen
10:23:20 PM robby massey: i like it’s always sunny way better
10:23:26 PM robby massey: aqua teen kind of annoys me a bit
10:23:31 PM jason aud: i feel like that’s the closest show too it
10:23:41 PM jason aud: even though one’s a cartoon
10:24:40 PM robby massey: yeah
10:25:35 PM jason aud: hahahaha
10:25:38 PM robby massey: haha
10:25:40 PM jason aud: shine it on his dick
10:26:15 PM robby massey: haha
10:26:21 PM jason aud: lol, frank
10:26:31 PM robby massey: hahha
10:26:48 PM jason aud: ahahaha
10:26:55 PM jason aud: devito cracks me up so hard
10:26:57 PM robby massey: haha
10:27:26 PM robby massey: haha awesome
10:27:40 PM jason aud: hahaaha
10:27:45 PM jason aud: your balls totally rule
10:27:57 PM robby massey: haha sinbad’s awesome
10:28:02 PM robby massey: “you think you’re jesus”
10:28:03 PM jason aud: you think you jesus!?
10:28:05 PM jason aud: hahaha
10:28:26 PM robby massey: we gon’ read some smut
10:28:35 PM jason aud: best guest stars ever
10:28:42 PM jason aud: how did they think of that???
10:28:48 PM jason aud: sinbad and rob thomas
10:28:49 PM robby massey: yeah i know
10:28:51 PM robby massey: haha
10:29:00 PM robby massey: yay, climax
10:29:20 PM jason aud: lol, their hair
10:29:26 PM jason aud: LOL
10:29:30 PM robby massey: haha
10:29:39 PM jason aud: i been pissin’ in the fountain for 50 years
10:29:54 PM robby massey: haha his pants tug
10:30:04 PM jason aud: ahahaha
10:30:13 PM robby massey: hahaha
10:30:31 PM jason aud: time out
10:30:47 PM robby massey: mac looks ridiculous
10:30:49 PM jason aud: “did you or did you not meet sinbad?”
10:31:01 PM jason aud: hahahaha
10:31:03 PM jason aud: windbreaker
10:31:04 PM robby massey: hahah
10:31:26 PM robby massey: haha that sentence
10:31:38 PM robby massey: hahahha
10:31:41 PM jason aud: lol
10:31:53 PM jason aud: memoirs and sinbad
10:31:59 PM jason aud: hahahaah
10:32:02 PM jason aud: i love this show
10:32:13 PM robby massey: hahaha
10:32:21 PM robby massey: “that guy’s like some dude in green pants”
10:32:27 PM jason aud: haha
10:32:47 PM robby massey: what a weird ending



October 22, 2008

icarly: 'ihurt lewbert'

6:31:39 PM monk relova: freddie hit puberty 2
6:32:07 PM robby massey: haha
6:32:35 PM monk relova: is it just me or did his voice get depper?
6:33:06 PM robby massey: kind of
6:33:45 PM monk relova: did you see the Hungry Girl drop?
6:33:54 PM monk relova: at the beggining of the intro
6:34:09 PM robby massey: haha no
6:36:00 PM robby massey: dude what is this episode
6:36:14 PM monk relova: really weird?
6:36:17 PM robby massey: yeah, what the fuck
6:36:28 PM monk relova: damn
6:37:11 PM monk relova: their close
6:37:21 PM robby massey: i think the guy who plays her brother is a legitimately funny guy
6:37:33 PM monk relova: yeah
6:37:52 PM robby massey: hahahaha, what a fair trade
6:37:56 PM monk relova: he was pretty funny in drake and josh
6:38:03 PM robby massey: who was he in that
6:38:12 PM monk relova: crazy stefev
6:38:37 PM monk relova: steve
6:39:27 PM monk relova: hahahha
6:39:39 PM robby massey: he had that thing ready
6:40:29 PM robby massey: hahaha
6:40:34 PM monk relova: hahha
6:41:15 PM robby massey: the other day jose and i were talking about how depressing it must be to be freddie
6:42:17 PM robby massey: it must be easy to have that guy’s job
6:42:41 PM robby massey: like he can just yell and throw shit
6:42:43 PM robby massey: and it works
6:42:45 PM robby massey: HAHA WHAT
6:42:52 PM monk relova: hahahah
6:46:37 PM robby massey: haha
6:46:50 PM robby massey: haha
6:46:56 PM robby massey: i can’t wait to see that



October 19, 2008

futurama: the beast with a billion backs

12:11:53 AM robby massey: haha the league-y weegies joke
12:11:56 AM jason aud: lol,
12:11:58 AM jason aud: yes
12:13:08 AM jason aud: that newslady’s laugh always gets me
12:13:11 AM robby massey: haha
12:13:22 AM robby massey: hahaha
12:13:23 AM robby massey: i love that
12:13:27 AM robby massey: “exactly this”
12:13:47 AM jason aud: lol, hanes undershirt
12:13:49 AM robby massey: haha
12:14:26 AM jason aud: lol, my neck is huge
12:15:08 AM jason aud: seems like it wouldn’t be that funny of a line, but i liked it more than it was meant to be liked
12:15:18 AM robby massey: hahaha
12:15:20 AM robby massey: i do that sometimes
12:17:38 AM jason aud: bender’s voice is impossible to replicate
12:18:00 AM robby massey: haha i know
12:18:46 AM jason aud: my brother claims that he and his friend were kinda drunk one night and figured out how to do it, but they couldn’t remember afterwards
12:19:11 AM robby massey: hahaha
12:21:20 AM jason aud: haha, kesadilla
12:21:25 AM robby massey: haha
12:23:34 AM robby massey: oh my favorite joke in the movie
12:23:38 AM robby massey: already happened
12:23:48 AM robby massey: but it’s when the rich old robot is rambling about the guy who died
12:24:15 AM jason aud: i don’t think i saw that
12:24:22 AM robby massey: it’s so funny
12:24:52 AM jason aud: i was gonna watch this when it was on earlier, but i got back from work later
12:25:03 AM jason aud: but then i didn’t know they were gonna show it again
12:25:12 AM jason aud: so i missed the beginning again
12:25:37 AM robby massey: aw
12:25:41 AM jason aud: yep
12:26:12 AM jason aud: and i like that bender said barf a few scenes back
12:26:40 AM robby massey: hahaha
12:26:51 AM robby massey: i opened one up once and i almost barfed
12:26:57 AM jason aud: lol
12:27:11 AM jason aud: just the way he says it too
12:27:15 AM robby massey: haha
12:28:10 AM jason aud: comedy pope staff
12:28:21 AM robby massey: haha
12:29:38 AM jason aud: yay, david cross
12:29:40 AM robby massey: haha
12:29:44 AM robby massey: “woah…who’s that”
12:30:27 AM jason aud: sklee
12:30:46 AM robby massey: it’s weird to watch it with the episode breaks
12:31:18 AM jason aud: yeah
12:32:54 AM robby massey: kif never gets a break
12:32:58 AM jason aud: yeah
12:33:48 AM jason aud: aw yeah, fun on a bun, classic
12:34:10 AM jason aud: was that ever a real phrase before bender said it?
12:34:15 AM robby massey: haha, i don’t know
12:35:00 AM jason aud: i like this song
12:35:06 AM jason aud: and this song
12:35:09 AM robby massey: haha
12:36:39 AM jason aud: haha, scruffy - home, scruffy - cell
12:36:43 AM robby massey: haha
12:37:38 AM jason aud: i dunno what made david alan grier relevant again for him to have his own show
12:37:45 AM robby massey: yeah, i don’t know
12:41:35 AM jason aud: chugga chugga yeah!
12:41:48 AM robby massey: grab a booze is probably right
12:41:53 AM robby massey: but it sounds funny singularized
12:42:03 AM jason aud: hahaha
12:43:10 AM jason aud: LOL
12:43:12 AM robby massey: hahaha
12:43:14 AM robby massey: i forgot about that
12:43:21 AM jason aud: that was amazing
12:44:03 AM jason aud: hommade twizzlers
12:44:12 AM robby massey: sweet sally in the alley
12:44:43 AM jason aud: lol, i love how charleston chew is still around in futurama
12:44:58 AM robby massey: haha
12:45:00 AM jason aud: it’s great how it’s still around in our time too
12:45:07 AM robby massey: yeah i know
12:45:09 AM robby massey: it’s timeless
12:45:16 AM jason aud: hehe
12:46:35 AM robby massey: haha



October 18, 2008

saturday night live

11:30:32 PM robby massey: are you watching snl
11:30:39 PM jason aud: i remembered it the other night, and i was just like “what was i doing”
11:30:50 PM jason aud: i am now
11:30:59 PM robby massey: sarah palin’s going to be on this
11:31:03 PM jason aud: woa
11:31:05 PM robby massey: i think
11:31:06 PM robby massey: i heard
11:31:10 PM robby massey: that would be awkward
11:31:16 PM jason aud: i can’t wait
11:31:24 PM jason aud: the tv’s gonna explode
11:31:39 PM robby massey: yeah
11:31:48 PM robby massey: i hope she’s going to be on
11:31:54 PM robby massey: :fingerscrossed:
11:32:07 PM jason aud: !
11:32:11 PM robby massey: OH WEIRD
11:32:12 PM jason aud: there she is!
11:32:15 PM jason aud: with lorne!
11:32:30 PM jason aud: hahaha
11:32:35 PM jason aud: walberg!
11:32:35 PM robby massey: oh shit
11:32:39 PM robby massey: yeah he’s been so pissed
11:32:52 PM jason aud: samberg’s gonna get it
11:33:00 PM jason aud: hey, there’s alec
11:33:02 PM robby massey: dude what’s with this episode
11:33:06 PM jason aud: everyones there
11:33:19 PM jason aud: lol
11:33:29 PM robby massey: what if this changed her mind
11:33:38 PM robby massey: like
11:33:44 PM robby massey: she dropped out of the race
11:33:49 PM jason aud: hahaha
11:33:58 PM robby massey: is it just me or is this completely discrediting palin
11:34:03 PM robby massey: like with everyone
11:34:19 PM jason aud: she’s… already discredited herself
11:34:37 PM robby massey: no i know
11:34:38 PM robby massey: but i mean
11:34:40 PM robby massey: with everyone
11:34:44 PM robby massey: conservatives included
11:34:50 PM jason aud: hmm, i dunno
11:35:15 PM jason aud: i mean, i think it’s better than her saying that she watched it with the sound off
11:35:22 PM robby massey: haha yeah
11:35:29 PM robby massey: that was kind of uncomfortable, because does she realize that everyone there actually hates her
11:35:37 PM jason aud: lol
11:35:49 PM robby massey: i think it’d be funny to bring the walberg thing back
11:36:01 PM robby massey: like, have him bust in on a skit later in the show
11:36:17 PM jason aud: yeah, that would be weird
11:36:23 PM jason aud: :fingerscrossed:
11:36:29 PM jason aud: oh cool, it’s brolin
11:36:33 PM robby massey: i wonder if w was as bad as andy said
11:36:39 PM jason aud: i dunno
11:36:47 PM robby massey: i’ll see it next week probably
11:36:56 PM robby massey: i love brolin
11:37:05 PM robby massey: eh, lame joke
11:37:10 PM jason aud: haha
11:37:10 PM robby massey: in that i’ve heard it before
11:37:15 PM jason aud: yeah
11:37:16 PM robby massey: YEAH YEAH
11:37:18 PM robby massey: goonies shoutout
11:37:21 PM robby massey: hahaha
11:37:47 PM robby massey: “oh hey, there’s a picture”
11:38:47 PM robby massey: haha this is great
11:38:53 PM jason aud: yeah
11:39:13 PM robby massey: haha what
11:39:19 PM robby massey: they’re pulling all the stops out
11:39:23 PM jason aud: yeah wtf
11:39:38 PM jason aud: haha, mcgruber
11:39:41 PM robby massey: hha
11:40:43 PM robby massey: haha
11:40:48 PM jason aud: oh that mcgruer
11:40:50 PM jason aud: ber
11:41:05 PM jason aud: oh yeah, i like this character
11:41:08 PM robby massey: i like our recent habit of watching shows together
11:41:12 PM jason aud: haha
11:42:05 PM jason aud: i really like kristen wiig.  she just kinda came outta nowhere
11:42:30 PM robby massey: yeah
11:42:31 PM robby massey: she’s good
11:42:52 PM robby massey: i love bill hader so much
11:42:54 PM robby massey: like, so much
11:42:58 PM robby massey: i wish i was friends with him
11:42:59 PM robby massey: haha
11:43:01 PM jason aud: haha
11:43:13 PM jason aud: i like will forte
11:43:15 PM robby massey: i wish they used him ore
11:43:16 PM robby massey: *more
11:44:11 PM jason aud: i really liked amy poehler’s character that was that little girl and horatio sanz was her dad
11:44:22 PM robby massey: i don’t know if i’ve seen that
11:44:33 PM jason aud: but now she’s got that nick cartoon, that’s kinda based on the same character
11:44:55 PM jason aud: it sucks snl took all the stuff off of youtube
11:45:01 PM robby massey: yeah
11:45:28 PM robby massey: i wish snl was just kristen wiig, fred armisen, andy samberg, bill hader, and will forte
11:45:36 PM jason aud: there might be a clip of it on hulu
11:45:46 PM jason aud: yeah, they’re good
11:45:54 PM jason aud: i miss horatio sanz though
11:45:58 PM robby massey: haha yeah
11:47:29 PM robby massey: hha
11:49:38 PM jason aud: tryin’ to find that clip… there’s so many on hulu
11:50:49 PM robby massey: yeah i know
11:50:50 PM jason aud: i miss debbie downer too.  i always liked that skit
11:51:31 PM robby massey: haha, yeah it was so awkward
11:51:52 PM jason aud: i like the camera zoom ins and rachel dratch’s expressions
11:51:55 PM robby massey: haha
11:52:10 PM jason aud: found it!
11:52:13 PM jason aud: Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Kaitlin’s Uncle
11:53:09 PM robby massey: is suze orman actually like this
11:53:19 PM jason aud: i’ve never actually watched her
11:53:24 PM robby massey: me either
11:53:56 PM robby massey: i hate inconsistent internet
11:54:00 PM jason aud: dirk dundenkirk
11:54:03 PM robby massey: haha
11:54:38 PM jason aud: lol tj max
11:54:40 PM robby massey: haha
11:55:09 PM jason aud: hahahaha
11:55:38 PM robby massey: haha
11:55:58 PM jason aud: i like how the last few posts have just been “hahaha”
11:56:07 PM robby massey: haha
11:56:09 PM robby massey: masterpussies
11:56:17 PM robby massey: they’re just my pussy doodles
11:56:19 PM jason aud: reminds me of pussydoodles
11:56:21 PM jason aud: hahhahahaha
11:56:39 PM robby massey: :d
11:56:43 PM robby massey: YES
11:56:45 PM jason aud: lol walberg!
11:57:00 PM robby massey: dude seeing samberg on tv is so bizarre
11:57:07 PM robby massey: hahahaha
11:57:22 PM robby massey: hahah yes
11:57:28 PM robby massey: this is so great
11:57:31 PM jason aud: haha
11:57:51 PM jason aud: lol
11:57:52 PM robby massey: haha
11:58:04 PM jason aud: hehehehe
11:58:18 PM jason aud: that’s so good
11:58:30 PM robby massey: yeah, this was great
11:58:57 PM jason aud: you’re a donkey?  i’m in max payne?  you seen that movie?
11:59:23 PM robby massey: hahha
12:02:13 AM jason aud: hahaha
12:02:25 AM robby massey: i hope this skit has no talking
12:02:34 AM jason aud: me too
12:03:04 AM robby massey: i like that she’s actually pregnant
12:03:05 AM robby massey: with gob’s kid
12:03:22 AM jason aud: lol, oh yeah, i forgot they’re married
12:03:32 AM jason aud: hahaha
12:03:32 AM robby massey: aw
12:03:34 AM jason aud: perfect
12:03:43 AM robby massey: hha
12:03:46 AM robby massey: that was good
12:03:54 AM robby massey: hahaha
12:03:55 AM robby massey: what
12:04:01 AM jason aud: hehehehehe
12:04:07 AM robby massey: hahah, that turned out great
12:04:27 AM jason aud: a lot of mcgruber in this ep
12:04:32 AM robby massey: yeah
12:04:37 AM robby massey: they usually do three, don’t they?
12:05:03 AM jason aud: i dunno actually.  i haven’t watched that many full episodes lately
12:05:22 AM jason aud: i’ve watched a lot of stuff on hulu
12:05:55 AM robby massey: yeah
12:05:57 AM robby massey: same
12:07:50 AM jason aud: i like that one character fred armisen does on weekend update where he reads newspaper headlines but can never get any full sentences out of his opinnion on them
12:08:01 AM robby massey: i like the “ay dios mio!” guy
12:08:12 AM jason aud: lol, yeah
12:10:26 AM robby massey: he cracks me up
12:12:07 AM robby massey: man she looked nervous
12:12:19 AM jason aud: i don’t know who she was
12:12:23 AM robby massey: me either
12:12:26 AM robby massey: but she sure did look nervous
12:12:32 AM jason aud: i’d be
12:12:51 AM robby massey: me too
12:13:06 AM jason aud: i mean, mark walberg, or alec baldwin could just pop up out of nowhere in there
12:13:43 AM robby massey: haha yeah
12:13:47 AM robby massey: what an episode to be on
12:13:55 AM jason aud: yeah
12:17:24 AM jason aud: yay, calhoun
12:17:28 AM robby massey: haha
12:17:58 AM jason aud: LOLOL
12:18:13 AM jason aud: that was the best thing ever
12:18:29 AM robby massey: hahahaha
12:18:55 AM jason aud: i love this guy
12:19:01 AM robby massey: hahaha
12:19:02 AM robby massey: i love it
12:19:17 AM robby massey: hahhaa
12:20:05 AM jason aud: hahaha wut
12:20:18 AM robby massey: “drill, baby, drill, but not on my teeth: i hate baby dentists”
12:20:27 AM jason aud: lol
12:20:44 AM jason aud: hehehe, he’s so good
12:20:47 AM robby massey: man that was great
12:21:13 AM jason aud: it’s just so good that they turn the mic up so he can talk so quietly
12:21:26 AM robby massey: haha yeah
12:22:57 AM robby massey: haha that ended great
12:23:13 AM jason aud: brrrrets!
12:23:21 AM robby massey: what does he say at the end
12:23:22 AM robby massey: haha
12:23:23 AM robby massey: his face
12:23:24 AM robby massey: and the dance
12:23:26 AM robby massey: and the music
12:23:27 AM robby massey: brilliant
12:23:36 AM jason aud: increable
12:24:11 AM robby massey: i dunno if i’m just extra giggly tonight but i’m digging this episode
12:24:25 AM jason aud: i’m always gonna love kenan.  it’s so great he got on snl, after all those years on All that, and kenan and kel
12:24:31 AM robby massey: haha yeah
12:24:55 AM jason aud: hey
12:24:59 AM jason aud: there she is
12:25:02 AM robby massey: weird
12:25:43 AM robby massey: haha what if that was sincere
12:25:45 AM robby massey: like
12:26:01 AM jason aud: this is so surreal
12:26:08 AM robby massey: yeah i know, what the fuck
12:26:12 AM jason aud: lol
12:26:20 AM robby massey: as if this election wasn’t weird enough
12:26:29 AM jason aud: yeah, really
12:26:44 AM robby massey: the world is going to end, what the hell
12:26:48 AM jason aud: lol
12:26:54 AM robby massey: holy shit
12:26:58 AM robby massey: DUDE WHAT IS GOING ON
12:27:05 AM jason aud: i have no idea
12:27:12 AM jason aud: i feel like the world is gonna end
12:27:25 AM jason aud: hahahahaah
12:27:27 AM jason aud: wtf
12:28:25 AM jason aud: that was fucking nuts when she said “when i say obama, you say ayers”
12:28:28 AM robby massey: yeah i know
12:28:41 AM robby massey: dude how does palin not know that they hate her
12:28:41 AM robby massey: like
12:28:54 AM robby massey: that’s a legitimate cornerstone of her speeches so far
12:29:07 AM jason aud: it really is
12:29:45 AM jason aud: but really, that was so nuts
12:29:59 AM jason aud: my head almost exploded
12:30:17 AM robby massey: yeah i know, what
12:30:22 AM robby massey: shut up frank caliendo
12:30:53 AM jason aud: hello fartface
12:31:03 AM jason aud: lol
12:31:05 AM robby massey: haha
12:31:36 AM jason aud: hehe
12:31:50 AM robby massey: haha
12:31:53 AM robby massey: this is so weird
12:31:56 AM jason aud: i like this
12:32:00 AM robby massey: yeah
12:32:18 AM jason aud: i just like the number of times they say fartface
12:32:40 AM jason aud: lollol
12:32:51 AM robby massey: haha
12:32:58 AM robby massey: hahaha
12:33:01 AM jason aud: this is so good
12:33:25 AM robby massey: haha
12:33:27 AM robby massey: i love this
12:33:55 AM jason aud: he is a clean face, he is a tough face
12:33:58 AM robby massey: haha
12:34:01 AM robby massey: a smart face
12:34:15 AM jason aud: lolol
12:34:35 AM robby massey: hahaha
12:34:43 AM jason aud: that kinda reminded me of a mr. show sketch
12:34:56 AM jason aud: lol
12:34:58 AM robby massey: haha yeah!
12:35:11 AM robby massey: i knew something felt different about it
12:35:18 AM jason aud: a fat fat fattypants! a fatso!
12:35:45 AM robby massey: hahaha
12:35:45 AM robby massey: yess
12:35:50 AM jason aud: mr. show do a few board meeting sketches
12:38:12 AM jason aud: LOL
12:38:18 AM jason aud: c’mon teach
12:38:40 AM robby massey: haha, this is a good idea
12:38:45 AM jason aud: yes it is
12:38:56 AM robby massey: hahah
12:38:59 AM jason aud: i think drugs are crunk
12:39:09 AM jason aud: this is great
12:39:09 AM robby massey: “are you guys talkin’ druuuugs”
12:39:14 AM jason aud: i declare this to be great
12:39:22 AM robby massey: seconded!
12:39:30 AM robby massey: “teacher no!”
12:39:45 AM jason aud: lol
12:39:50 AM jason aud: hehehehe
12:39:51 AM robby massey: haha
12:40:33 AM jason aud: lol!
12:40:46 AM robby massey: teaaacheerrr
12:42:18 AM robby massey: this movie looks okay
12:42:34 AM jason aud: could be funny, if nothing else
12:42:41 AM robby massey: yeah
12:43:00 AM jason aud: i actually saw a clip of it on tv that was pretty funny
12:43:04 AM robby massey: haha
12:43:09 AM robby massey: wait why am i laughing at that
12:43:13 AM jason aud: haha
12:43:15 AM jason aud: wierdo
12:43:17 AM jason aud: serious
12:43:18 AM jason aud: ly
12:43:23 AM robby massey: i think it made me think about the commercial
12:43:27 AM robby massey: i like when the kid calls him ben affleck
12:43:36 AM jason aud: yeah
12:43:41 AM jason aud: it’s true, i am white
12:44:03 AM jason aud: i really wanna see zack and miri though
12:44:12 AM robby massey: yeah me too
12:44:45 AM jason aud: it’s been so long since i’ve watched a full snl.  it seems so long
12:44:51 AM robby massey: yeah same
12:44:57 AM robby massey: i keep thinking it should be over
12:45:00 AM jason aud: yeah
12:45:23 AM robby massey: hahaha this is spot on
12:46:12 AM robby massey: haha this is great
12:46:23 AM jason aud: hehe
12:46:34 AM robby massey: haha this song isn’t bad
12:47:13 AM jason aud: wine and ciggarettes
12:47:45 AM robby massey: haha
12:49:03 AM jason aud: i just remembered that old robot insurance sketch
12:49:12 AM jason aud: do you remember that?
12:49:33 AM robby massey: hahaha yeah
12:49:47 AM jason aud: that’s like, my favorite thing snl has ever done
12:50:40 AM robby massey: hahaha yeah
12:50:57 AM jason aud: “it’s so hard nowadays, with all the gangs and rap music…”  “what about robots?”  “oh they’re everywhere!”  “i don’t even know why the scientists make them”\
12:51:02 AM jason aud: i love those old ladies
12:51:04 AM robby massey: hahaha
12:52:33 AM jason aud: robots are everywhere, and they eat old people’s medicine for fuel
12:54:57 AM robby massey: how can you measure the same thing
12:55:03 AM robby massey: like in terms of saying triple
12:55:13 AM jason aud: wut
12:55:24 AM robby massey: that tacobell commercial
12:55:39 AM jason aud: oh, i had it on mute, i missed it
12:56:58 AM jason aud: lol
12:57:18 AM robby massey: haha
12:57:19 AM jason aud: brolin kinda reminds me of jay johnston
12:57:22 AM robby massey: hahha yeah
12:58:26 AM robby massey: haha
12:58:27 AM robby massey: what
12:58:40 AM jason aud: that’s a weird onie
12:58:42 AM jason aud: one
12:58:43 AM jason aud: onie
1:00:40 AM robby massey: sarah palin wear’s weird shit
1:00:44 AM robby massey: she’s all about her boots